i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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