dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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