Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They have beer where we have blood.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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