Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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