I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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