do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
They took my balls.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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