he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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