I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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