apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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