There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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