Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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