Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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