im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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