please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Randomize
