just tell him i said nine months
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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