if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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