I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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