You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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