I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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