I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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