i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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