a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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