I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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