just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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