Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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