But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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