It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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