He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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