I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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