After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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