I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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