dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
