We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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