just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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