do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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