Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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