sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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