it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
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there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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