I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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