You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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