So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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