just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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