I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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