yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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