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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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