Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
