It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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