this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Shame is for Republicans.
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