white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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