YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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