How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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