READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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